Fun in the Sun

ITS SUMMERTIME

I don’t know about you guys, but this is my FAV time of year. The weather is amazing, {although sometimes it gets tooooo hot} there’s so many fun outdoor things to do, no COATS N BOOTS {although Uggs give me life} and I’m a SUMMER BABY… August to be exact. Here’s 3 of my favorite things to do in the summer.

Let’s start with BBQ, summertime is most notorious for BBQ. What better time to spend time with family and friends, and enjoy some good food. Try themed parties. Luau has to be one of my favorites. Some Hawaiian recipes, fruity drinks with cute little umbrellas, leis, and why not throw in some hula. You can’t go wrong.

Camping and cabins are also a fun thing to consider, if you’re an outdoorsy type of person and can deal with the bugs go for it, but I say if you’re like me go with the cabins, because the bugs I can’t deal with. However with both, take some games along or make up some while you’re there. Drinking games bring much excitement. (21 and over) .

Swimming Pools and Beaches. Water is the best!!! Wanna cool down or just have some water fun, just JUMP IN!!!!!!!!  I know some people don’t like the sand, so beaches aren't their preference, so swimming pools are the best bet. Take along some floats, a ball or two, jump off the diving board, have a race or two with friends, splash around a little bit, just enjoy!!!!

And remember its summer, you must Dress CUTE!!! You have no coat or nothing on to kill your vibe or not be able to show off your outfit. MAKE A STATEMENT!!!

NJOII THA REST OF YOUR SUMMER.

I want to hear about your summer time fun. Feel free to email me at Danikurviekulture@gmail.com

Cool Summer Fun Suggestions

The kids are out of school, summer is in full swing, and the question on everyone's mind is, "What do we do?" Well, here are a few suggestions from your favorite Texan. 

1. The Beach
 Unfortunately not everyone is blessed to live in a state on the coast of the United States, but if you do load up the kids and head to the beach. The beach is always a great family friendly getaway that doesn't cost anything but gas. If your husband or boyfriend likes to fish then throw in the poles for him, load up a bucket and shovel for the kids, and a beach umbrella with your favorite magazines or books for you then you're ready for a day full of fun. Don't forget to pack the coolers with sandwich fixings, juice, and TONS of water because it's HOT outside. Now, if you're living the single life you can enjoy the beach too just load up your car with some of your gal pals in your hottest bathing suits and be prepared to turn the heads of that car full of single guys parked next to y'all. 

2. Water Parks
Now if you're like me and water where you can't see your feet freaks you out, or you live in one of those states that doesn't have a beach then the local water park is your next best option! This option is a little more expensive if you have kids but you can always go to your local grocery store to pick up a gift card or buy tickets at a lower price. My favorite water park are those that are attached to a theme/amusement park so you get more bang for your buck; you can get all hot and sweaty riding rides then go cool off at the water park. If riding rides at an amusement park or water park isn't your thing then most water parks here in Texas come with a make shift river that you can hop in a tube and float around all day. 

3. Swimming Pool 
If you can't find a beach or a water park then your next best option is the city pool, most city pools these days come with attractions like a pool slide, splash pad, and mushrooms for smaller children and Olympic style lanes for the advanced swimmer. For a small admission fee you can play & splash in the water ALL day long.

4. Aquarium or Zoo 
If water isn't really your thing or you have small small children and you're afraid to take them around water attractions then your next best option is an aquarium or the zoo. Yes it's a lot of walking, and yes it's hot outside, and yes it's smelly but it's a cost-friendly trip that will tire the kids out and make them ooohhhh and ahhhhh. I'm a big kid at heart and love to see the animals especially the zebras so I have no problem going to the zoo by myself, but if you're self-conscious about being the only adult at the zoo by yourself then grab your favorite niece/nephew or godchild and take them to see the animals at the zoo. You can make it more fun by pointing out the animals from their favorite cartoon show or movie. 

Sorry for posting sooo late guys but I've been a tad bit busy having a little summer fun of my own. If you need more tips or hints feel free to contact me at my email address: carkurviekulture@gmail.com. Oh and kurvies remember, whatever you decide to do this summer make sure that you keep plenty of water on hand and stay hyrdated, especially if you're living in some of the Southern states!

LA's TIPS & TRICKS to KEEP YOUR FLAME LIT!

HEY KURVIES AND KURVIE ADMIRERS! THIS POST IS SOLEY FOR THE 18+ CROWD!


Have you ever intentionally made love with your clothing on? Does the idea of the lights being on horrify you? With this 2 part ENTRY hopefully I can assist you in changing that!
Some of us love it, some of us want it but are scared to say so, and some of hate the idea of taking our clothes off PERIOD! Sex is one of the most intimate experiences in the world. It’s a beautiful sharing of energy and passionate expressions. YET it can be a total nightmare for some of us.

Before you can truly express yourself with a partner you have to first love your nakedness. I suggest standing in front of the mirror, starting with your face and tell yourself something you love about your face. Next remove your clothing piece by piece and find something beautiful about every part of your body. Then stand there in the mirror, do a few spins and really admire yourself. Dont be quick to throw on your clothing, admire yourself until you a truly able to love everything you see. If your not proud of what you see, your partner will feel the same way, thus ruining the sexual experience. Once you are comfortable with yourself the possibilities are endless!!

Sex and positions: The first tip I can give is that you must feel comfortable with your partner. When you’re comfortable your partner is comfortable and the sex becomes incredible.

The basic and easiest position is missionary. If you do not know here's the explanation: The woman lies on her back and the male does the work. From this angle you look smaller and your tummy looks flat due to you lying on your back. To the ladies that are willing to go a little further lift your pelvis off the bed and you slide up and down. It’ll mix up the usual missionary position, it also give you control of the speed and depth!

Second position is doggy style: with your back arched the male enters you from behind. Your stomach is not visible and you may feel more comfortable with out your stomach being seen. If you are a little more experienced have your partner stop "pumping" and you move your back and backside. DO some work he will appreciate and you'll enjoy controlling the speed and depth of the entrance. If your not sweating your not doing your job ladies!

Reverse cowgirl: Similar to the doggy style in the sense that you are not facing your partner. You a riding him with your back turned to his face. With this position you can also control the speed of the "ride" . Another tip is to tighten you vaginal walls as you  control your speed. This will provide a pulsating sensation for him. If you are willing to go a little further tie up your partner using something as simple as a tie or belt.

Im sure there is a special name for this last position but Im not sure of it. You lie flat on your stomach and the male enters from behind! He can get some stability by placing his hands on the small of your back OR pinning down the back of your neck to the bed. I suggest purchasing a restraining kit for your local sex shop. Have your partner tie your arms and feet to the bed. This makes this position extremely exciting. You can turn it to a game by trying to escape.

Last and certainly not least of the simple positions is Side ways. You lay on one of your hips and he enters from the side. You can make this one exciting by taking a neck tie and placing it around his neck and when you want him to go deeper pull on the tie. Remember ladies it’s the little things J.

One thing you must remember is sex is more than just insertion. If you stimulate all five senses the orgasms will be intense.  Remember taste, smell, sight, touch, and sound.. Email me and ill teach you how to stimulate all of them in one act!

Ladies grab a bag and fill it up with goodies. Keep it close to the bed or in the closet. A sex toy of your choice, tongue vibrators, BJ rocks, lubricants (flavored and not flavored), ben wa balls, restrainers, blindfolds, paddle, whip, handcuffs, nipple stimulants, condoms..etc those are just a few things!

I also suggest taking your pleasure time out of the bedroom. Try the car, movies, park, beach, etc.  Another important suggestion is to discuss with your partner about your likes and dislikes. Teach him how to please you and you do the same for him. Sex should always be fun and exciting, and never a jaunting task..


LADIES AND GENTS THESE ARE REALLY BASIC TIPS, IF YOUD LIKE OTHER SUGGESTIONS OR IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS I AM READY TO ASSIST YOU EMAIL ME!  lalakurviekulture@gmail.com

Doing things different...

Your in a different kind of mood, and you want to do something different, but  he/she is ready to just get to it, NOOOOO slow things down, start with some foreplay…

A little foreplay can make for a long wonderful night. Talk about what your planning to do.  Light kissing and nibbling in the right spot can get you hot and ready….. For me  I  enjoy a massage. Theres nothing like a soft sensual caress all over to start things off.  Lets me know their just as comfortable with me as I Am… (this is FULL package hunnii, yu gtta b able to indulge).

And don’t be shy, you don’t always have to keep it sweet. Their urs right?!?  Get into it, change things around. Show a different side of you. This too will bring plenty of excitement. {Gtta keep things fun, always}.  The little things go so far, it lets them know their thought of.  

Now I wouldn’t be a woman if I didn’t tell you, don’t waste all this goodness on just an ordinary lover. This has to be one that has earned it, This causes for extra attention so they must work for it and prove themselves.  Y buy tha cow if you alreadii have the milk right?!? Respect  your selves ladies, know your worth and never sell yourself short.  

BE SAFE!!!!!!

I wanna Hear From You!

Email me at Danikurviekulture@gmail.com with your questions, comments, topics, or just to talk. Until next time…

Getting to know you FIRST...

…then I woke up {I realized it was my own hands between my thighs}

But no one was here {I know its weird}

Guess I don’t need no help…

I JUST MADE THE SWEETEST LOVE TO MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-K. Michelle

K. Michelle  couldn’t have sung it better. Whos gonna make love to you better than yourself??????

Get to know your body so that you can get to know whats most fulfilling to you and to ensure your sexual satisfaction. Take your hands and explore, let loose, no one is around but you! At the end of your endeavor, you should feel amazing! You will know your likes and dislikes, which will allow for you to always know what your body wants. As long as you communicate this to your partner you should be nothing less than satisfied.

 Don’t b ashamed, go to your room, relax, get out your toys and enjoy YOU!!!

Feel free to email me with ANY questions, comments, topics you may want to hear about, advice, or hell just to say Hi, Danikurviekulture@gmail.com

Keep It On & Poppin

So, you guys remember I told you that I went to the Slumber Party? Hopefully! If not, read below! Well, I did and during the Slumber Party we discussed ways for people in long term relationships to keep the spice in the bedroom (or kitchen, bathroom, roof of the car, wherever you choose). Let’s face it…if you are with someone for a longtime, 6 years in my case, and you aren’t creative things can get boring sexually.  Things can become very predictable. All the moves can feel rehearsed. You’ll know what position is coming, what he/she will say, when and what to do to make him explode to get it over with (sad but true). To avoid this, I have come up with a few ways to keep him/her guessing. Here are a few in no particular order.

1. Role Play: Everyone has fantasies. Turn your fantasies into reality… not only yours but your partner’s as well. My man never knows who is going to come into the room. LOL!  If he/she doesn’t know what to expect, how can it be boring or predictable?  The important part is to feel comfortable; however if you don’t feel comfortable you probably shouldn’t be with that person in the first place (IJS). I must admit that I crack myself up and break character all the time. That just adds to the fun. 

2. Dress Up: This goes along with Role Play. To help get into character sometimes costumes may be involved. Kind of hard to fantasize about a Pirate if there isn’t a hook and a parrot somewhere in the room…LMAO! I’m a nurse and a former teacher. Needless to say, I’ve had to play both the Sexy Nurse and the Inappropriate Teacher (I prefer College Professor…18+). YES…costumes were involved. If you are to the point of being intimate with your partner, hopefully you are comfortable with your partner seeing your body. For those who aren’t comfortable dressing as a Sexy Nurse with a short skirt and crotchless panties and a stethoscope connected to nipple pinchers there are more conservative costumes. (Side Note: Nurse Kea has yet to wear a skirt of any kind nor a nurse’s cap. Kind of hard to perform medical procedures and keep a butt cheek in at the time. Scrubs aren’t very sexy I suppose. I guess that’s why they aren’t included in the costume.)

3. Foreplay: Foreplay does not begin 20 minutes before penetration. Foreplay is a constant act. Anything from the extra sway in your hips to the sexy grin he/she gives you on the way out the door is foreplay. Keep the other person interested, aroused, and wanting you.  Plus, this is the age of technology…send a sexy text or a photo (Advice and Disclaimer: Make sure you check the recipient before you press SEND…Sorry Mommy).

4. Toys and Videos: Self-explanatory people! Depending on your comfort level, there are toys ranging from vibrators, dildos, massagers, handcuffs, dice, anal plugs (scared of that), etc. Whatever your pleasure may be. If you like it, don’t be ashamed…you are NEVER the only one.  As far as videos are concerned, there is a video for ANYTHING. DO YOU! Most importantly:  Keep Calm…Know Your Limits…Carry On.

5. Fun: If you aren’t having fun and enjoying sex there is no point in having it. Make sure you are comfortable with yourself, your partner, and the act. Don’t let anyone talk you into something that you do not feel comfortable with. Safe word… PINEAPPLES!!!!

                There are many more ways to keep it on and poppin’ sexually.  The above are just a few.  As you can probably tell, I am not shy and have no problem discussing this topic. Any questions, concerns, comments hit me up. keakurviekulture@gmail.com  No question too strange!

SEX SEX & MORE SEX!!!!

Everyone has it, fantasizes about it, or will eventually do it. SEX!!!!!! Gone are the days of “sex” being a “4 letter word”, even though it has 3. In today’s society sex is a topic that is commonly talked about. Whether you talk about how you do it, how you want it, or how you don’t want it, sex is a popular topic for everyone…YES even grandma…EEEK!

Coincidentally, just last night I attended a “Slumber Party”, a party hosted by a representative of a sex toy distributor came to a location with a variety of toys, vibrators, massage oils, and games and presented them to us for the purpose of persuading us to purchase as many products as possible. The theme was lingerie for the attendees so we were all dressed in lingerie for the party…OF COURSE y’all know I had to represent for the full figure ladies in a sexy yet classy 1950s pin-up corset, fishnets, and sexy heels(sorry but no cameras were permitted at the party). We played a sex themed game of “I Never”, had an interesting demonstration on how to use several different toys (not literally…NOT that kinky), and had interesting conversation.  It was fun. We laughed, we ate, we found out some interesting things about the sex lives and fantasies of the friends that we see daily and NEVER would’ve thought they would be into (blushing). The party led me to thinking about the topic of the blog for this month…what could I say about the incredible act of SEX? So for my control week of the blog I will address several topics that I found to be interesting at the Slumber Party and just general conversations that my friends and I have on a regular basis (Seriously! All the time).

So for the first topic I think I will take the responsible route and agree with Sami…Make him/her work for it. I don’t know about anyone else but one of the first things that I think about when I first meet someone that I am interested in is what sex would be like with them. This is normal, or I am just a freak, because we are all human and sexual beings. As women, we often associate sex with emotions so it is very important to not go there immediately, unless you have the ability to separate sex from feelings and just REALLY want it.  If a guy, or girl, if feeling you he, or she, can and will wait. I have a lot of male friends as well as brothers and I have definitely seen a difference in the level of respect that they give to the girls that immediately let them smash and the girls that don’t who they actually have feelings for. One of my friends told me that he appreciates a woman that values her “goodies” and doesn’t dish it out to just anyone that wants it. In his eyes, that is the woman to take to meet his mom, spend time and money with, and possibly make Wifey. Men like to know, or at least think, they are the either the only one or one of few. Don’t get me wrong, DO YOU! Sleep with whomever you want. I’m just saying that if you meet that one person who you really like and you think really likes you, make them put in work. If you give into what he/she wants immediately there is nothing to build up to. No anticipation.

Feel free at any time to contact me at keakurviekulture@gmail.com with any questions, comments, or concerns. I am very open, not much surprises me or makes me uncomfortable.

                                                                                                -Kea